Wednesday, December 27, 2006

I wonder what this pilot was smoking:


Here's a pilot who may be looking for a new job:


MIAMI - A commercial jet carrying British Prime Minister Tony Blair and his family slightly overshot a runway at the Miami International Airport on Tuesday, but the plane was not damaged and no injuries were reported, officials said.

British Airways Flight 209 from London ran over a couple of airfield lights after landing around 6:15 p.m. but did not leave the pavement and returned to the gate under its own power, airport spokesman Marc Henderson said.

The plane stopped just past the official end of the runway, said Laura Brown, a Federal Aviation Administration spokeswoman.


- Suc

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

94% Contain Cocaine


MADRID, Dec 24 (Reuters Life!) - Traces of cocaine can be found on 94 percent of banknotes in Spain, a country that has one of the world's highest rates of users, according to a study published on Sunday.

The 100 notes tested were collected in gyms, supermarkets and pharmacies across Spain, where increased affluence and falling street prices have made the drug more and more accessible.

Cocaine now sells for as little as 60 euros ($80) a gram, or 5 euros ($7) a line, and it is regularly used by 1.6 percent of Spaniards, up from 0.9 percent in 1999, a government report said this month.

Law enforcement agencies say cocaine is getting cheaper and more popular in Europe because of efforts to boost production by Colombian paramilitaries and rebels who need money for weapons. Spain is a major entry point to Europe for the smugglers.

It was not clear how many of the notes had been used to snort cocaine and how many had picked up traces from other bills, according to the study by the Sailab laboratory, published in the daily El Mundo.


- Suc

Jail Fight

NORTH PLATTE, Neb. - Brian Bruggeman caused a stink at the Lincoln County Jail earlier this month and will now have to answer for it in court. Another inmate, Jesse Dorris, alleges that Bruggeman's flatulence, passed in close proximity to Dorris, sparked a Dec. 14 fight between the two at the jail.

Now Bruggeman, 38, faces a Jan. 11 preliminary hearing on the state's complaint of assault by a confined person. It's a felony punishable by up to five years in prison.

Bruggeman is accused of injuring Dorris, his cellmate, when he pushed him into cell bars. Dorris, 26, was not charged.

The two began scuffling, County Attorney Jeff Meyer said Tuesday, because Dorris was fed up with Bruggeman's flatulence.

Jail fights are common, Meyer said, but the cause of this one was rather uncommon.

"It's usually about someone hogging the newspaper or someone not happy about what's on TV," he said.

Bruggeman, of Hershey, is serving a 90-day sentence for violating a protection order.

"He compounded his problems," Meyer said.

Dorris, of North Platte, is awaiting a January trial on a charge of aiding and abetting robbery.
Brad Dawson, Bruggeman's attorney, did not immediately return a phone message left at his office.

Sheriff Jerome Kramer said the incident was a result of overcrowding. The jail was built in 1933 and has a capacity of 23 inmates, according to 2006 standards, Kramer said. As many as 65 inmates have been lodged at the jail in recent days, he said.

"You just can't get a reprieve from one another," Kramer said. "When you've got a guy causing problems passing gas, there's no way to get away from the smell."



- Suc

Lean, Mean Fucking Machine


You gotta check this thing out. It's called the Fucksall. Need I say more? My father, Biker Rod, likes to refer to himself as a lean, mean fucking machine. I'm willing to bet he's got nothing on the Fucksall.

Seriously, check this baby out. There's even a free video on the page where a muscle dude with his rod hanging out is plowing some broad with the Fucksall. Trust me- it's worth a click just to watch it.


Later

Suc

Sunday, December 24, 2006

More Anita Dark..




Seriously, check her out.


Anita has an all-natural rack. Normally I don't care what's natural or not, but these are amazing!


Suc

Anita Dark


This is what I'm talking about! It would be better if Anita was sucking on my rod, but what can I do...except stare at her naked pics and jerk off.
Check her out at her own personal site - live cam shows, naked pics/videos, etc..
Later,
Suc

Saturday, December 23, 2006

Cornhole Classic




THE 2007 WINTER CORNHOLE CLASSIC

The 1st Annual Winter Cornhole Classic will take place indoors Saturday, January 27th, 2007 at the Pyramid Club. The Pyramid Club Restaurant & Pub is located at 236 W. Lake St in Addison, Illinois. We chose this venue because it boasts 19,000 square feet of entertainment, including two full-service bars spanning 90 feet, surrounded by multiple bar tables, and two dining areas. 21 TVs cover the restaurant, and two wall-projected screens are available for sports events just like the Winter Cornhole Classic.

All participants will receive a Winter Cornhole Classic custom designed T-shirt as well as a sponsor goodie bag filled with great gifts. A percentage of the net proceeds will go to benefit Fathers Helping Fathers a non-for-profit organization working to help fathers in every aspect of parenting. This is going to be a fun and exciting event and we look forward to having you join us at the 2007 Winter Cornhole Classic!

Over $7,500 in CASH prizes are expected to be awarded among the following divisions:
Open Doubles, Open Singles, Pro Doubles, Pro Singles, Amateur Doubles, Amateur Singles, Women Only Doubles, Women Only Singles, 14 & Younger Doubles, 14 & Younger Singles, 65 & Older Doubles, 65 & Older Singles, Wheelchair Doubles, Wheelchair Singles.

*All Prizes are based on minimum of participants per division.

*You may register for multiple divisions!! However, entrants who register for the Pro Division WILL NOT be allowed to play in the Amateur Division. You decide if you want to play for the Pro money or the Amateur money on your own, but do not register for both.

** Example: a 65 year old woman in a wheelchair could win money in the 65 & Older, Women’s, Amateur (or Pro, but not both), Wheelchair, and Open divisions for both Singles and Doubles!!!

***The Pro Singles division and the Amateur Singles division will be competing simultaneously, in different areas. The Pro Doubles division and the Amateur Doubles division will be competing simultaneously, in different areas. You may compete as a Pro Single, yet be on an Amateur Doubles team. You may also participate on a Pro Doubles team, yet compete as an Amateur Single

****You receive a 15% discount on entry fees by registering online. Online registration will be closed 2 days before the tournament.

REGISTER NOW!




Later,

Suc

This Pig is the Best Ever

TYLER, Texas - A one-time Texas drug agent described by his former boss as perhaps the best narcotics officer in the country plans to market a how-to video on concealing drugs and fooling police.

Barry Cooper, who has worked for small police departments in East Texas, plans to launch a Web site next week where he will sell his video, "Never Get Busted Again," the Tyler Morning Telegraph reported in its online edition Thursday.

A promotional video says Cooper will show viewers how to "conceal their stash," "avoid narcotics profiling" and "fool canines every time."

Cooper, who said he favors the legalization of marijuana, made the video in part because he believes the nation's fight against drugs is a waste of resources. Busting marijuana users fills up prisons with nonviolent offenders, he said.

"My main motivation in all of this is to teach Americans their civil liberties and what drives me in this is injustice and unfairness in our system," Cooper told the newspaper.

Cooper said his Web site should be operating by Tuesday.

As a drug officer, Cooper said, he made more than 800 drug arrests and seized more than 50 vehicles and $500,000 in cash and assets.

"He was even better than he says he was," said Tom Finley, Cooper's former boss on a West Texas drug task force and now a private investigator in Midland. "He was probably the best narcotics officer in the state and maybe the country during his time with the task force."

News of the video has angered authorities, including Richard Sanders, an agent with the Tyler Drug Enforcement Agency. Sanders said he plans to investigate whether the video violates any laws.

"It outrages me personally as I'm sure it does any officer that has sworn an oath to uphold the laws of this state, and nation," Sanders said. "It is clear that his whole deal is to make money and he has found some sort of scheme, but for him to go to the dark side and do this is infuriating."

Smith County Deputy Constable Mark Waters, a narcotics officer, said the video is insulting to law enforcement officials.

"This is a slap in the face to all that we do to uphold the laws and keep the public safe," he said.

Later,

Suc

Saturday, December 16, 2006

Flipping Flour

Last night i decided to blow some lines with my buddies before we went out to Downtown Manhattan Beach, Ca.
Our first spot of the night was The Shade hotel.
The hotel has a variety of pussy and a great atmosphere.
I did my usual slithering around the bar to see what coke whore i was going to fuck.
I was able to get a couple of numbers.
There i left with this smoking hot philipino/ tai pornstar.
We went to the second bar and the choice was Side door, we had a blast.I love side door.
I took her home and rammed her all night she gave the best head.
She was a major coke whore, i love that girl!!!

See ya later

Sucre Oso

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

I joined Technorati!

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Damn, Blondie is fine. Janine's pretty cute too if you like brunettes.

Suc

Cumisha: Normally I like blondes, but..

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Check Out This Douchebag

WICHITA, Kan. - A Wichita man called 911 to report he was the victim of an armed robbery. The theft? A pound of marijuana worth about $1,100 that he had been trying to sell at his home.
The victim told police Thursday that a buyer had pulled out a sawed-off shotgun and stole the drugs.

Police brought in a drug-sniffing dog to the house and located more marijuana and drug paraphernalia.

The victim was booked into Sedgwick County jail on several charges, including possession with the intent to sell drug.

The thief has not been found.


Suc

Check This Out

SANTIAGO, Chile - A boy has been born in Chile with a fetus in his stomach in what doctors said was a rare case of "fetus in fetu" in which one twin becomes trapped inside another during pregnancy and continues to grow inside it.

Doctors carried out a scan on the boy's mother shortly before she gave birth on Nov. 15 in the southern city of Temuco and noticed the 4-inch-long fetus inside the boy's abdomen.
It had limbs and a partially developed spinal cord but no head and stood no chance of survival, doctors said.


Suc

Monday, December 11, 2006

Britney Spears - have you seen these nudie pics?









Britney goes undie-less again. you can see her c-section scar.



Suc




Lonnie, Lonnie, Lonnie. Lonnie.







Lonnie is the most beautiful babe on Earth. I LOVE her. I love her too much to even say disrespectful stuff about her. Supposedly she's from Southern California. Maybe I'll run into her..
I can dream. I'm good at that.
Later,
Suc

Lonnie Waters - YES!

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About Me


Hi!


My friends call me Sucre Oso. It's a long story. At the moment I am unemployed and spend my time smoking weed while I watch MMA fighting and porn. Check back here often to see what cool links I've found to different fighting and porn sites.


Some people say I should get a life, but I'm not going to do that as long as I have a friend offering me free chronic and a couch I can sleep on.


Later,


Suc