Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Lean, Mean Fucking Machine


You gotta check this thing out. It's called the Fucksall. Need I say more? My father, Biker Rod, likes to refer to himself as a lean, mean fucking machine. I'm willing to bet he's got nothing on the Fucksall.

Seriously, check this baby out. There's even a free video on the page where a muscle dude with his rod hanging out is plowing some broad with the Fucksall. Trust me- it's worth a click just to watch it.


Later

Suc

Sunday, December 24, 2006

More Anita Dark..




Seriously, check her out.


Anita has an all-natural rack. Normally I don't care what's natural or not, but these are amazing!


Suc

Anita Dark


This is what I'm talking about! It would be better if Anita was sucking on my rod, but what can I do...except stare at her naked pics and jerk off.
Check her out at her own personal site - live cam shows, naked pics/videos, etc..
Later,
Suc

Saturday, December 23, 2006

Cornhole Classic




THE 2007 WINTER CORNHOLE CLASSIC

The 1st Annual Winter Cornhole Classic will take place indoors Saturday, January 27th, 2007 at the Pyramid Club. The Pyramid Club Restaurant & Pub is located at 236 W. Lake St in Addison, Illinois. We chose this venue because it boasts 19,000 square feet of entertainment, including two full-service bars spanning 90 feet, surrounded by multiple bar tables, and two dining areas. 21 TVs cover the restaurant, and two wall-projected screens are available for sports events just like the Winter Cornhole Classic.

All participants will receive a Winter Cornhole Classic custom designed T-shirt as well as a sponsor goodie bag filled with great gifts. A percentage of the net proceeds will go to benefit Fathers Helping Fathers a non-for-profit organization working to help fathers in every aspect of parenting. This is going to be a fun and exciting event and we look forward to having you join us at the 2007 Winter Cornhole Classic!

Over $7,500 in CASH prizes are expected to be awarded among the following divisions:
Open Doubles, Open Singles, Pro Doubles, Pro Singles, Amateur Doubles, Amateur Singles, Women Only Doubles, Women Only Singles, 14 & Younger Doubles, 14 & Younger Singles, 65 & Older Doubles, 65 & Older Singles, Wheelchair Doubles, Wheelchair Singles.

*All Prizes are based on minimum of participants per division.

*You may register for multiple divisions!! However, entrants who register for the Pro Division WILL NOT be allowed to play in the Amateur Division. You decide if you want to play for the Pro money or the Amateur money on your own, but do not register for both.

** Example: a 65 year old woman in a wheelchair could win money in the 65 & Older, Women’s, Amateur (or Pro, but not both), Wheelchair, and Open divisions for both Singles and Doubles!!!

***The Pro Singles division and the Amateur Singles division will be competing simultaneously, in different areas. The Pro Doubles division and the Amateur Doubles division will be competing simultaneously, in different areas. You may compete as a Pro Single, yet be on an Amateur Doubles team. You may also participate on a Pro Doubles team, yet compete as an Amateur Single

****You receive a 15% discount on entry fees by registering online. Online registration will be closed 2 days before the tournament.

REGISTER NOW!




Later,

Suc

This Pig is the Best Ever

TYLER, Texas - A one-time Texas drug agent described by his former boss as perhaps the best narcotics officer in the country plans to market a how-to video on concealing drugs and fooling police.

Barry Cooper, who has worked for small police departments in East Texas, plans to launch a Web site next week where he will sell his video, "Never Get Busted Again," the Tyler Morning Telegraph reported in its online edition Thursday.

A promotional video says Cooper will show viewers how to "conceal their stash," "avoid narcotics profiling" and "fool canines every time."

Cooper, who said he favors the legalization of marijuana, made the video in part because he believes the nation's fight against drugs is a waste of resources. Busting marijuana users fills up prisons with nonviolent offenders, he said.

"My main motivation in all of this is to teach Americans their civil liberties and what drives me in this is injustice and unfairness in our system," Cooper told the newspaper.

Cooper said his Web site should be operating by Tuesday.

As a drug officer, Cooper said, he made more than 800 drug arrests and seized more than 50 vehicles and $500,000 in cash and assets.

"He was even better than he says he was," said Tom Finley, Cooper's former boss on a West Texas drug task force and now a private investigator in Midland. "He was probably the best narcotics officer in the state and maybe the country during his time with the task force."

News of the video has angered authorities, including Richard Sanders, an agent with the Tyler Drug Enforcement Agency. Sanders said he plans to investigate whether the video violates any laws.

"It outrages me personally as I'm sure it does any officer that has sworn an oath to uphold the laws of this state, and nation," Sanders said. "It is clear that his whole deal is to make money and he has found some sort of scheme, but for him to go to the dark side and do this is infuriating."

Smith County Deputy Constable Mark Waters, a narcotics officer, said the video is insulting to law enforcement officials.

"This is a slap in the face to all that we do to uphold the laws and keep the public safe," he said.

Later,

Suc

Saturday, December 16, 2006

Flipping Flour

Last night i decided to blow some lines with my buddies before we went out to Downtown Manhattan Beach, Ca.
Our first spot of the night was The Shade hotel.
The hotel has a variety of pussy and a great atmosphere.
I did my usual slithering around the bar to see what coke whore i was going to fuck.
I was able to get a couple of numbers.
There i left with this smoking hot philipino/ tai pornstar.
We went to the second bar and the choice was Side door, we had a blast.I love side door.
I took her home and rammed her all night she gave the best head.
She was a major coke whore, i love that girl!!!

See ya later

Sucre Oso